(n) lightbulb smeared with peanut butter, preferably smooth although crunchy has a unique flavor
he kept asking about the filament though, how it worked, how Edison found out it worked.
“Have you ever tasted the tungsten?” he asked. Edison laughed nervously, and the audience was cheering for some reason. he continued “Well we are gonna! In our next segment: EAT THAT LIGHTBULB!”
he then brought out a bunch of lightbulbs of varying types. Some even had condiments on it. “Oh this one has peanut butter on it.” He said picking up the light bulb and fucking EATING IT! “Okay, I was worried this would be kind of that artificial tasting peanut butter, but honestly tastes like it was almost homemade.”
Jimmy Kimmel looked nervous at the display. “Aren’t you gonna eat one?” he asked. Kimmel started to sweat. “Come on, eat one.” Kimmel shook his head. “Eat one.” he grabbed kimmel’s head and forced open his mouth. Kimmel was screaming now. “EAT ONE!” he forced a light bulb down Kimmel’s throat.
kimmell tried to chew it, but his mouth was bleeding. And I remember so vividly that he just kept laughing, and coughing. And the audience was laughing and coughing while Kimmel fell to the floor bleeding from his mouth.
